006 × Poorly Drawn Little Shit

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Possession of bodies
The Eternally tortured seeking retribution
Land slipping below their feet, A festival crashing
Stars abandoned by their friends
Guilt piling up in sorrow, how will our heroes
Overcome the living world?, for more
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I run as just behind me people fall down
Barely making it

Bochie

what happened to her?
And what the hell is happening in general!
Huffing and puffing as the ground below turns to nothing
I scream for help, yet my voice comes out muffled
not too far I can see someone...?, wait
that's skyla

dhol yells to skyla immediately
she in the air flapping her wings carrying vessel
notices dhol's voice
miss, dhol
hold thy hand
dhol doubts
wait like i totally forgot you talk like that
vessel comments in confusion
do you really think you can carry both of us
no, i don't
good sir

vessel's eyes go pale as skyla builds momentum
no, sky! please fucking don't
vessel doubts her intention
she swings her hands as she throws vessel outside doodlevile
vessel comments on the action
fuck you sk-
but crashes on the ground half way through
my vision fades to me collapsing
that little...
bitch

skyla holding dhol with both her hands flot down
to check up on vessel
step step step

it seems as if thee piece has settled after thy conundrum
are thou fine, vessel?
i muse
and vessel comments immediately to thee
forgot your talk like that... and fine? fucking! dandy as if
he takes thyself off thee ground

alright both of you
in case you lost it lemme sum it up
vessel starts remarking on the situation
in the middle of a concert a mothertruckin' sink hole
opens up, in the god damn

middle of the crowd!
vessel shouts in pure anger

and now we have no idea if either
they're dead or alive
now, I'm betting on the former to be true

dhol criticizes the comment
in the most deadpan look she can give
while skyla tries to hold her chuckles in the background
alright listen up, you don't care 'bout anyone is what you're tryna say?!
our friend can be fighting for their lives right no-
but vessel interrupts dhol's ramblings
well, hear this toots whatever that thing was

dhol stops his protest
don't call me that
but he continues
it's probably an anomalie

remember those things even creatia and creator
can't kill, cause they are original characters
made by someone else
wonder who that is

well I think if our makers don't stand a chance
we might as well be dead
plus you're just a coward
if you really cared 'bout bo
she'd be here

dhol inhales deep breaths
and exhales none
her fiery head goes blue with heat
and she yells in igniting flames bursting
listen, why you little!

but skyla staying silent till now buts in to stop the both
calm thyself, both are right
we must do something about this
we must tell sir, creator
thou both are from thee hell
i do not understand how thou don't get well togeth-
vessel and dhol
shout at the same time

can you stop! talking like that, you're not shakespeare!
and yea we should totally tell creator
cause creatia is probably with everyone
down th-

a familiar voice speaks from behind dhol's shoulder
nice plan
dhol and vessel freak out at the sudden timing
it's creator, he's sitting on a chair faced towards the stage
he goes on and comments
wooo, they really did a great job at the special effects
like dude, without my help?
now, that's impressive!

all three give creator a look as if they were expecting him to be like this
what?, why you people lookin' at me like dat?
says creator

vessel questions
is that the same popcorn bucket from before?

yup, been finishing that one since last episode
replies creator

meanwhile—

gravity has turned upside-down
the ceiling has become the floor
and the floor?
a gateway to said ceiling
it's going better than planned
they're done for...

trogun's excitement comes to halt as anomalies
go flying through the air left and right

it's creatia!

faytle commands to malwari
make! keep making them anomalies

oh~ beg for it
just kidding, sure
she spins her hands weaving oil paint and ink together
creating more horrid atrocities
breathing creatures leaving burn marks
in anything they cross
leaving a trail of broken forgotten ideas
behind, rotting

and in another corner of the fight
running a nimble skul-faced fellow
carrying bochie over his back

sprinting behind hex
they jump over anomalies
dropping capture crystals one after another
one hacks through and the other slashes

not too far away i see someone running?
wait that's silva
oh shit, he gonna die
skul! I got the most crazy idea
guess what!?!
i exclaims

and before skul gets a chance to even nod
jumping on top and then off an anomalie

zoom

skul! get 'em!
i shout
he hacks and cuts through the thing before it blinks
wiping sweat off my forehead
lil' brother saved, crisis averted!
skul might look like a total joke, which he does
but he's even better at fighting than me
which I'll never admit that he is

oh fuc-

i take fast steps to the side
almost getting crushed by the anomalie
a crystal comes flying straight by my face
and hits the anomalie
turning it to dust, which slowly escalates to screams and the thing
getting captured
hey! you're tryna kill me or somethin'?!
wait...
that's comical

comical, unable to talk, uses sign language
and proceeds to sign very fast using hand gestures
it seems like he's trying to say

captain comi to the rescue exclamation mark

you do know i don't understand that, right?
hex replies in confusion

and back to

trogun, look those idiots are running like headless chickens for fuck sake!
they'll eventually run out of those weird capturey things
oh!, and how about we make little fay fi-

malwari in her arrogance comments on the fiasco
but someone, missing, not there responds

vessel

jumps to attack without announce
and before she notices
a swift kick to the face

smack

well, that was easier than expected...?
almost confused he winds up to a kick to the shin
and that's for bochie
sending her flying
ouch!
she talks in pain
vessel turns behind him
up to you, boss
he talks to creator

well let's see
creator takes slow steps counting each one

and as your view zooms out
on top of a — well nothing — watching everything unfold
stands faytle, he's waiting as if

alright I'll do it in the most pg way possible, I can do
first you people make, our! oc's suffer
then second you truck up my project doodlevile
and now you think you can defeat me and sister
you poorly drawn little shits

unfortunately we already have had too much shonen fight scenes this chapter

oh, and by the way I was eavesdropping on the whole
they gonna die convo with the trojan guy

a panicked and fearful malwari gets up clutching her hair
i-its trogun

before she collapses

vessel noticing the air shift as a burst of hypersonic comes
creator, look out!
and goes missing creator by a mile
nice try... again
he looking towards trogun
comments in a mocking tone

oh, i sure will
trogun, without hesitation
marches forward
creator backs away
nervously talking
dude you might wanna step aside
trogun almost stops because of the odd comments

what you think someone's gonna dropkick me from beh-
and the someone comes at full speed
leaping off skaelia

hitting an unknowing trogun right in the head
yo' gud brother?
creatia asks
all reply creator could give is just a smile

and back to

faytle, again
watching
observing

damn it, trogun, malwari!? both screwed
knew that from the beginning though
they really are dumb, trying to fight cosmic beings
when they and I myself have only a third of one's power

guess we'll have to

his voice distorts
go back to our roots


could you even hear our cries
the end is upon, that shall rise
entertainment call it our prize

i have just one more card up my sleeve


t h i s i s i n t h e i r m i n d s


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